One Cow, Two Cow, That’s A Moo Cow.

You can tell a cup, you can tell a quart,
You can tell a tale, you can teleport,
You can tell time and tell lies and tell why, but you
Can’t tell a Mongolian cow what to do.

Why did the Mongolian cow cross the road?
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He’s clearly got somewhere important to go.
Perhaps to the bar, where he stands in a funk?
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Go home, Mongolian cow, you are drunk.
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Navigation is hard–we know this, it’s true,
But remember: I live in this building, not you.
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Go back to your home, please, if you can be swayed,
I’ll call you a taxi…
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You can wait in the shade.
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Perhaps you’d rather just have a nice scratch.
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Perhaps you’re waiting to fill up on gas.
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Perhaps you’ve gone looking for cars to harass,
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But whatever you do…
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please get out of the goddamn trash already. I mean seriously, you’re getting that shit EVERYWHERE.
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The End.

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