You can tell a cup, you can tell a quart,
You can tell a tale, you can teleport,
You can tell time and tell lies and tell why, but you
Can’t tell a Mongolian cow what to do.
Perhaps you’d rather just have a nice scratch.
Perhaps you’re waiting to fill up on gas.
Perhaps you’ve gone looking for cars to harass,
But whatever you do…
please get out of the goddamn trash already. I mean seriously, you’re getting that shit EVERYWHERE.